There's no place like...

SUNSHINE

realization - this little engine Can.

I have birthed a baby. Its name is Sunshine and sometimes it feels lost. Sometimes I have to deal with dirty diapers, but more often that not, parenting this child is a priceless experience that I wouldn't trade for anything. And when Sunshine graduates from college (or whatever), I'll be a little sad... but happy to know that the little engine could.

ps. child support would be nice, Ted.